9 months... no - not me

Happy Monday. Sort of... I have never liked Mondays - I absolutely hate the pit of dread in your belly on Sunday night, knowing that another week is beginning and you have to go to work (or school) the next morning - and that you have to do it for 5 days in a row. Exiciting weekend, yes it was (well, as exciting as can be in the land of Misery). I went for a make-up consultation at MAC on Saturday morning - a full hour of being pampered and spending an exorbitant amount of money on make-up that for the most part I won't wear all that often. It was a 'bridal' consultation and the very nice lady made me look verra pretta. It's just that I will probably only wear foundation one day in my entire life, but I sure as hell spent a lot of money on a bottle that I will tote all over the place. It was fun though - she did a 'light fresh look' that I will probably not copy, but I really liked all the colors she used - I might just tweak them a bit to the style I normally do. I know that for all of you reading this you are just ENTHRALLED right now, bear with me - it gets better.
Then we went to one of those family picnics where you celebrate 5 different things in one afternoon. There were graduations, birthdays and mothers' days. It wasn't bad though - and of course we were told that Dave's sister, Katie, is pregnant (although we aren't supposed to say anything yet - but I'm not actually telling anyone by writing it in a blog, right?). Needless to say, one more thing that Dave's baby sister has to one-up on. Poor Dave is never allowed to have anything of his own - he gets married and she has to eclipse it by announcing and very ill-timed pregnancy and griping about how is she going to cope traveling abroad. My opinion: don't travel - it will make life easier on everyone - especially me. I apologize if I sound selfish, but I do not want to spend my entire wedding and honeymoon hearing about how she is pregnant. Did I mention that she'll be celebrating her birthday while she's on our honeymoon? Fun-fucking-tastic. I can't wait.
We went and saw 'The Da Vinci Code' on Saturday - it is everything that I expected. Although I will say that Tom Hanks' performance was slightly eclipsed by Audrey Tautou & Ian McKlellan. Nice. It was good - I would buy the DVD, I wouldn't say it was the best movie ever, but I enjoyed it. And I was informed that 2 more people will be coming to my wedding - Brandon & his boyfriend. That will be nice, the more the merrier - I think Tonia will be having more people coming to my wedding than I am. It will be the 'Tonia Posse'. I am counting the days until we leave for Bloomington - I can't wait! Although, I haven't heard from the Hart sisters in a while so I hope it's still good (hint hint, call me). I hope your brother's wedding was nice and you had a good time - I believe it was this past weekend right? OK - so I feel better that I have updated my blog now. I should get back to work - ugh.